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Layman's Glossary of Computer Terms
Copied from a T-Shirt made by L.A. Imprints

Apple......................................................................... Gravity Fruit

Barcode................................................... Rules at the Local Pub

Baud..................................................... Beach Crowd Obsession

Boot Up............................................... Press for Snowy Weather

Bug.............................................................................. An Old VW

Bus............................................................ Cheaper than a Plane

Byte........................................................................ What dogs do

Cache............................................................ Used to Buy Things

Chip............................... Usually Chocolate or Buffalo Leftovers

Computer Terminal............................................. Call a Mortician

Crash................................................... To attend Party Uninvited

Diskette.......................................................... Brief Disco Revival

Fax......................................... What Criminal Investigators Want

Garbage In/ Garbage Out............................... Day at the Landfill

Hacker.......................................... Cough Drops are the Remedy

Hard Copy....................................................................... TV Show

I.B.M........................................................... In Between Marriages

Mac.................................................................... A Big Hamburger

Megahertz.............................................. When Tylenol Won't Do

Modem.................................................... Why Lawns Look Good

Mousepad................................................................... Disneyland

Novell................................................... International Peace Prize

On-Line.................................................................... Sobriety Test

Optic Fiber........................................ Food That Improves Vision

Parallel Port.................................................. Side By Side Docks

P.C.................................................................... Politically Correct

Programmer......................................................... Oxford English

Remote........................................ Change Watch Around Castle

RAM............................................................................. Road Rage

ROM....................................................................... Capitol of Italy

Serial Port............................................................ Breakfast Wine

Silicon Valley.......................... Where Breast Implants Are Made

Superconductor...................... Railroad Employee of the Month

 


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